All I wanted was a cold ice tea. I had exactly $1.50 left in my purse which is what i needed. Machine number 1 took my money but didn’t give me a drink. My dad gave me more money and we moved on, spending 10 minutes at Machine number 2, and then realised that it wasn’t turned on.

But machine number three, we put our quarters in… normal… pressed the button and the ice tea came… normal… spat our quarters out again… not normal! So we had our money back, and I had my ice tea. Naturally, I tried again, and it worked! We weedled 13 drinks out of that machine for free before people started looking at us suspiciously. 9 pale british losers laughing at a drinks machine was not a usual sight.

No point to be made here, just brightened up my day.